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Tommas wrote:Så hyggelig gjort :D

Å han skal på 3 ukers ferie med en gjeng pensjonister og ‘nesten-pensjonister [-X :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: Ha Ha Ha Ha :lol:
Ække bare ‘kidsa’ som kan rotte seg sammen :evil:
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ojda wrote:
Tommas wrote:Så hyggelig gjort :D

Å han skal på 3 ukers ferie med en gjeng pensjonister og ‘nesten-pensjonister [-X :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: Ha Ha Ha Ha :lol:
Ække bare ‘kidsa’ som kan rotte seg sammen :evil:
Var litt smånervøs, men han tok det med humor

Skal se hva det blir plass til i koffertene :lol: :lol:
fun is not a straight line
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Det kunde varit nåt.....packa upp en sån der på julafton....måske en Lada Togliatti...vilken fröjd... :smt119

skrivit på biblioteket i Charlottenberg...skriver svenska just nu...... =D>

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Humor, eller kanskje tragikomisk :-k :shock:
Someone on Quora asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England wrote this magnificent response.

A few things spring to mind.

Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.

For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace - all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed.

So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief.

Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing - not once, ever.

I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility - for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman.

But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is - his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty.

Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers.

And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults - he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness.

There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface.

Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront.

Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul.

And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist.

Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that.

He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat.

He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege.

And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully.

That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead.

There are unspoken rules to this stuff - the Queensberry rules of basic decency - and he breaks them all. He punches downwards - which a gentleman should, would, could never do - and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless - and he kicks them when they are down.

So the fact that a significant minority - perhaps a third - of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think 'Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that:
* Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are.
* You don't need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man.

This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss.

After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum.

God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid.

He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart.

In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws - he would make a Trump.

And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish:

'My God… what… have… I… created?

If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.
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](*,) :smt022
En av gammelkara her var på Hamar en tur.Da han skulle starte Harleyen igjen ville den ikke være med på leken.
Det samlet seg etterhvert mange skuelystne,og en av dem lurte på om motoren ikke ville trekke...
Å joda..nå har den trukket til seg all kopen på hele Hamar.......

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Han med dobbeltseng fikk med seg ungjenta på tur.Hun ble imponert over både stor seng og andre store ting i bygda , traktorer,garder,kirke og andre ting..
Jo...alt var nå stort der i bygda .
Etter ei stund skulle akten oppi sengehalmen gjennomføres...
Å , så diger redskap du har også , sa jenta....
Gubben drev på i harde [ tak...og etter ei tid så han henne i hvitøyet og sa "Je tru jaggu du opprinnelig er her fra bygda du å..."

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Unga i dag har rede på noe av hvert.
barnebarnet mitt susset med ei lita jente i barnehagen. :smt008
Da kom det fra en annen pjokk : " Får håpe a itte blir på tjukken...
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Litt humor i reprise er vel ålreit............... =D>
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Coronaviruset blir via media opphauset til de grader,mener mange..

Naboen her våknet søndag med pustevansker , ugrei mage og så videre....

...og det skyldtes .............Corona Beer :-&
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På bensinstasjonen på Myklagard i Løten bør en være litt føre var.. :-k
Tre yngre damer gjør seg lekre.etter at du har fylt tanken gnir den ene puppestellet sitt inntil deg og tar deg i skrittet.
De to andre er inni bilen og raner med seg penger og andre lettomsettelige ting...
Dette er banna bein , opplevde det på torsdag,lørdag og søndag og antakelig et par ganger over helga også...……. :smt061

helvete :-# :-#
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Eg gjekk ein tur i skauen og inna Tørrpinnhaugen
sto ei hulder ven og gild
Eg følte meg som Sankt Peter og som Ole Ellefseter
tenkte eg sette alle kluter til
Vi søkte rette plassen og da vi kom til utedassen
fekk eg då lurt ho med meg inn
Men så då eg sku gå te saken snudd ho så te meg baken
ho trudde at eg va hainn Blomsterfinn....

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Skal en daua så skal en daua,så

En kar som var ute med drona
fikk påvist han hadde fått korona
Da falt drona med et brak i bakken
han fikk blåveis og kink i nakken
Og karantene fra senga av kona... :smt014
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Beste rådet til nå angående coronaviruset...
Unngå store forsamlinger, meld deg inn i Venstre :)
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