I did the Macarena with an ipod because that's how I roll.

TheDuke2 · Post by **TheDuke2** » 19 Apr 2007 15:59

Barnslig men artig humor

Hvilken settning får du ut ifra din fødselsdato?

Pick the month you were born:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I kissed
April-----------I dry heaved
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena with
August-------I had lunch with
September---I danced with
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown/Beige--because I had to poop.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I cant control myself

Hawken · Post by **Hawken** » 19 Apr 2007 16:23

I dry heaved a ninja because I'm sexy and I do what I want

vevea · Post by **vevea** » 19 Apr 2007 16:32

I loved a goat because thats how I roll.

BomBom · Post by **BomBom** » 19 Apr 2007 17:00

I had lunch with a stuffed animal because I'm NOT a homosexual

Mantis · Post by **Mantis** » 19 Apr 2007 17:00

I choked on a Mexican because I'm cool like that

Speedy Gonzales · Post by **Speedy Gonzales** » 19 Apr 2007 17:01

I had lunch with my neighbor because the voices told me to.

Post by **supermons** » 19 Apr 2007 17:24

I sang to my cell phone because I was drunk

Post by **Jeanette** » 19 Apr 2007 17:28

I sang to my cell phone because I hate myself..

Mantis · Post by **Mantis** » 19 Apr 2007 17:36

Jeanette wrote:I sang to my cell phone because I hate myself..

demons wrote:I sang to my cell phone because I was drunk

Aner jeg to like bursdager?

Alas · Post by **Alas** » 19 Apr 2007 17:38

I choked on a birdbath becuase that's how I roll

Post by **Jeanette** » 19 Apr 2007 17:49

mathiazz wrote:
Jeanette wrote:I sang to my cell phone because I hate myself..

demons wrote:I sang to my cell phone because I was drunk
Aner jeg to like bursdager?

Jepp jepp, 7. oktober er den fine dagen

Olav'en · Post by **Olav'en** » 19 Apr 2007 17:58

I danced with your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Attila · Post by **Attila** » 19 Apr 2007 18:15

I kicked a phone because I hate myself........ allrighty then?!...

Gorgeous · Post by **Gorgeous** » 19 Apr 2007 18:23

I choked on a noodle because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Joachim · Post by **Joachim** » 19 Apr 2007 18:28

I kicked a phone because someone offered me $1,000,000