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En liten gutt og ei lita jente badet nakne,gutten pekte på tissen sin og sa en slik har ikke du...
Nei men jeg får sikkert når jeg blir stor ,,
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Å hva sa Erna til mannen sin når han slikket henne på magen? Lavere skatt…
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En oppsummering av kommuneøkonomien :-#

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Måtte bare bidra med denne 😅🤣😂

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Stjal denne fra Kai Inge en bekjent.
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Sist natt elsket jeg med min kone fire ganger," skrøt franskmannen, "og denne morgenen lagde hun deilige pannekaker til meg og fortalte meg hvor mye hun forgudet meg.
"Ah, sist natt elsket jeg med min kone seks ganger," svarte italieneren, "og i morges lagde hun meg en nydelig omelett og fortalte meg at hun aldri kunne elske en annen mann."
Når nordlændingen fortsatt satt stille spurte franskmannen selvtilfreds, "og hvor mange ganger elsket du med din kone sist natt?" "En gang," svarte han. "Kun en gang?" gryntet italieneren arrogant.
"Og hva sa hun til deg i morges?" "For guds skyld , ikke stopp"
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Denne var jo faktisk morsom... illustrerer galskapen i Putin's retorikk...
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""Jeg har brukt mye penger på piker,vin og sang...resten har jeg sølt bort "" :plystre :smt061 :smt051
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Logisk definisjon av "less is more":

Ost har hull
Mere ost = mere hull
Mere hull = mindre ost
Mere ost = mindre ost
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