Humor
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Vi ble født for å være Ekte ikke perfekte
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Lette litt på nettet og fant en vits der som jeg vil dele nå i helga....
er en av dem her som bør ta seg selv i nakken og bidra med det vesle en har i behold i knollen.....
Vet dere likheten mellom en brent pizza og en gravid dame...?
Noen har glemt å ta `n ut i tide.....
Ønsker ALLE her ei god helg......
er en av dem her som bør ta seg selv i nakken og bidra med det vesle en har i behold i knollen.....
Vet dere likheten mellom en brent pizza og en gravid dame...?
Noen har glemt å ta `n ut i tide.....
Ønsker ALLE her ei god helg......
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Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle did she go in?
Husband:
She went on my motorcycle
Sergeant:
What kind of Motorcycle was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
It was an dark grey bmw r1150GS adventure model 2005, the abs version, with heated grips, touratech seat, ohlins shoks, acrapovich titanium endcan, with stainless steel decat Y-pipe, new tkc70 tires front and rear, braided brake lines, stage 10 chip, heed full bunkers black crash bars, left side a litle scraped from a little fall few weeks ago... didn't had time for respray yet... it has ful led lights, and extra fog light from piaa mounted on crashbars. It only had 48.200 km's, and ran like hell...
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your GS
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle did she go in?
Husband:
She went on my motorcycle
Sergeant:
What kind of Motorcycle was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
It was an dark grey bmw r1150GS adventure model 2005, the abs version, with heated grips, touratech seat, ohlins shoks, acrapovich titanium endcan, with stainless steel decat Y-pipe, new tkc70 tires front and rear, braided brake lines, stage 10 chip, heed full bunkers black crash bars, left side a litle scraped from a little fall few weeks ago... didn't had time for respray yet... it has ful led lights, and extra fog light from piaa mounted on crashbars. It only had 48.200 km's, and ran like hell...
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your GS
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He, he - og det verste av alt er at det for det meste er helt sant. Selv vet jeg at kjerringa har brune øyne og (iallefall for øyeblikket) lysaktig hårPalma wrote:Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went out yesterday and has not come home...
Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?
Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sergeant:
Weight?
Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant:
Colour of eyes?
Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sergeant:
Colour of hair?
Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.
Sergeant:
What was she wearing?
Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sergeant:
What kind of vehicle did she go in?
Husband:
She went on my motorcycle
Sergeant:
What kind of Motorcycle was it?
Husband: (sobbing)
It was an dark grey bmw r1150GS adventure model 2005, the abs version, with heated grips, touratech seat, ohlins shoks, acrapovich titanium endcan, with stainless steel decat Y-pipe, new tkc70 tires front and rear, braided brake lines, stage 10 chip, heed full bunkers black crash bars, left side a litle scraped from a little fall few weeks ago... didn't had time for respray yet... it has ful led lights, and extra fog light from piaa mounted on crashbars. It only had 48.200 km's, and ran like hell...
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)
Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your GS
- intruder
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OMAAS og jeg tok heisen opp til toppen på verdens høyeste trehus ... det 60 meter høye Mjøstårnet etter kaffetreffet..
Tenk å hoppe 60 meter herfra for å ta livet sitt , sa jeg.....
Bedre å hoppe fra tredje etasje...da slipper du å grue deg så lenge , sa trøndergubben
Tenk å hoppe 60 meter herfra for å ta livet sitt , sa jeg.....
Bedre å hoppe fra tredje etasje...da slipper du å grue deg så lenge , sa trøndergubben
- intruder
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Jarle wrote:En litt på kanten om morgenen
Dama: Min mann gidder ikke ha sex!
Venninne: Hva gjør du da?
Jeg bruker en agurk i stedet,
og neste dag får han den på matpakka...litt fitte SKAL han ha!!
Kjenner meg igjen.....men jeg får PULTost da...
- DrGreve
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Mandag kl 10:05 begynner Påskelabyrinten med Viggo Valle på NRK Radio P1.
Det programmet har vi lyttet på i alle år. God underholdning og lærerikt.
I år har jeg tenkt å melde meg på. Jeg har fasiten og vet svaret på hans standardspørsmål:
«Og kor ska vi reis?»
Svaret er:
«Ingen steder!!! I år skal vi hold oss heime!»
Det programmet har vi lyttet på i alle år. God underholdning og lærerikt.
I år har jeg tenkt å melde meg på. Jeg har fasiten og vet svaret på hans standardspørsmål:
«Og kor ska vi reis?»
Svaret er:
«Ingen steder!!! I år skal vi hold oss heime!»
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Får håpe det gjelder bare påska ... og at vi kan reise litt utpå sommerenDrGreve wrote:Mandag kl 10:05 begynner Påskelabyrinten med Viggo Valle på NRK Radio P1.
Det programmet har vi lyttet på i alle år. God underholdning og lærerikt.
I år har jeg tenkt å melde meg på. Jeg har fasiten og vet svaret på hans standardspørsmål:
«Og kor ska vi reis?»
Svaret er:
«Ingen steder!!! I år skal vi hold oss heime!»
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Ja, den fasiten er rett. Ett av spørsmålene; "Hvor er Aspmyra?" og av de tre svaralternativene var Bodø *IKKE* en av demDrGreve wrote:Mandag kl 10:05 begynner Påskelabyrinten med Viggo Valle på NRK Radio P1.
Det programmet har vi lyttet på i alle år. God underholdning og lærerikt.
I år har jeg tenkt å melde meg på. Jeg har fasiten og vet svaret på hans standardspørsmål:
«Og kor ska vi reis?»
Svaret er:
«Ingen steder!!! I år skal vi hold oss heime!»
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Haha!!
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